Paste any Base address or ENS name. Get roasted in 3 seconds. Free. No signup. We're not nice.
Public on-chain data only. No private keys, no logins.
Pulls public on-chain data from Base mainnet via a public RPC — your tx count, your ETH balance, and a sample of recent activity from Basescan. Runs entirely in your browser. Nothing is logged.
The roast itself is template-based — picks lines based on observable patterns (silent wallet, degen volume, paper hands, etc.). No LLM call, no API key, no surprise charges. Just pattern → quip.